You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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