But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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