Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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