I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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