is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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