hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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