Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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