youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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