okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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