If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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