i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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