but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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