Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
These tits shall not be calmed
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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