Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Randomize
