I'm laying in your front yard are you home
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Rumble strips road head = magical
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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