So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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