What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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