remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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