Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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