Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
wow bdsm is so cute
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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