I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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