yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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