You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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