Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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