Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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