I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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