I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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