maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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