if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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