You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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