we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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