had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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