you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
you inspire me to be a worse person
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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