I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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