He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Just pee around me
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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