Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
