I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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