Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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