Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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