So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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