At least make sure they are 18
Why
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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