Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
where does the pee come out of this thing
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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