i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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