Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
