what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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