what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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