The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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