No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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