Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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