Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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