dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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