Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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