do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The adults are the big ones right?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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