do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We're using joints as your birthday candles
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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