Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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