She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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