Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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